The Seven Classic Blunders

  1. Never get a tattoo of your lover's name.
  2. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
  3. Never allow non-family to live with you rent free.
  4. Never print someone else's face on your money.
  5. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
  6. Never buy furniture with credit.
  7. Never let your military swear allegiance to your general.